Thanks for the info (and the humor). The 2000 psi concrete comes from the literature of both Simpson Strong Tie and USP Connectors. I belive they are stating how well their post anchors work in minimal conditons (i.e. 4" of embedment in 2000 psi concrete). Never mind all of that, I decided to go with USP high uplift post anchors. For an increase from $20 to $26 per post, the uplift rating increased from 470 lbs. to 2380 lbs. and the bearing more than doubled - not to mention that they are more user friendly to install.
The problem with the hook anchor bolt is that they are ubiquitous. Substituting hardware store grade fully threaded rod is no solution because the material is low grade, and straight anchor bolts of various lengths, threaded 3 inches on each end do not appear in any supply houses that I contacted in New York state.