And that is why engineers get divorced, they spend too much time focussing on the problem and not the client (in StructuralEIT's case, his wife).
A mistake I also made in this thread....a well earned star for RMW.
This is one time the client is always right.....
This is one time when you could be IK Brunel and a world expert and win (?) the argument but lose the war....
This is also an illustration that we should be wary of being focussed on the wrong problem by the client.
In our case the client is StructuralEIT who presented an engineering problem which we all tried to solve rather than a marriage counselling problem which it really is and RMW spotted.
Listen to the rest of us and pretty soon Structural would be sitting his wife down and lecturing her with Power Point presentations and You Tube videos helpfully provided by the Eng-Tips members.... only for StructuralEIT to end up as road kill.
You are obviously in real trouble.
Offering to put a book in front of the wife's nose and punch it is not recommended. It does suggest that this has escalated already into a fairly intense argument.
The more you argue, the more stubborn she gets.
She will never ever accept the real answer (unless you can get it printed in the Sunday Supplement horoscopes).
No, a sudden reversal on your part will only make things worse.
If you've been saying "its only simple mechanics that a three year old could understand, so why doesn't she?" then you are way past "Hey, guess what, I was wrong and you were right honey."
Because if she was baring her teeth before, she might skip straight past going home to mum and on to her own experiment with you as the soft squishy animal.
Your only hope now of saving your skin and maybe even your marriage is to generate a plausible explanation that shows your wife to be right.
So, everyone, heads together and fake up a way to show, scientifically, that the wife is right, complete with PowerPoints, graphs, a hockey stick chart and You Tube videos and all planted on the internet somewhere (OK, you can create a fake web page and run it in IE6).
It can't be all that hard, I mean, look what they've been able to do with a few tree rings and a some ice cores.
JMW