Tannguyen,
I can't tell if your last post is tongue in cheek or not, but here in the US, most things work until they quit too. I'm not a Southener, but I will admit, most things can be fixed for a while with WD-40 and duct tape - I drove home many a snowmobile or boat with little more, and then made a proper repair in the comfort of the garage. BTW, duct tape was originally called duck tape - it was a waterproof plasticized fabric tape used to seal boxes etc., in WWII. In the building boom after the war, it was used to seal ducts and became duct tape. It has a bad reputation for drying up and falling off heating ducts, kind of like the rap this post is giving WD-40, but I stand by them as get home under your own power indispensibles.
Blacksmith