Lol... I like it Kootk, and I am very impressed with your patience.
DIWYDAG anchor rods. Treat this as if it were be base of a large bridge, and anchor the living hell out of the thing.
I would be looking for long rods to something very solid, either competent bedrock or large mass pour concrete foundation. For the connections themselves I'd be keen to see a good old thick plate (like a multi-ply, multiple inch), or a casting assembly. Don't laugh; Custom cast assemblies have come way down in price, and are very effective. I'd use traditional framing right down to the base, and then "capture" the bottom with the casting or custom steel base assembly.
Either way, you need to have the connection to the base be capable of taking all overstrengths. I'd effectively design this like the base of almost any building, if you're willing to have lots of structure to foundation connections, and like a couple of large bridge piers, if you're keen to reduce the number of connections to the fewest possible.