LOL, OK I'll give you that!
But seriously, even Medium Voltage RVSS starters have come down in price enough to be condidered against electro-mech RV starters. They are still slightly more expensive, but provide significant other benefits that would be costly to duplicate in the alternatives, such as full adjustability, smaller footprint, built in motor protection functions and deceleration control for pumps. The last project I compared pricing on, a 700HP 4160V pump motor, had only a 5% installed cost price premium with all the features needed in both systems. The RV Reactor starters were cheaper in base price, but needed Multilin 369's to match the protection requirements, all of which were built-in to the RVSS starters. Add to that the ability to decel the motor for pump control and the 5% was worth it.
Once the size goes above 400A (2500HP 4160V), RVSS starters are usually LESS expensive than electro-mech., a commonly missed fact because the applications are fewer and farther between.
"Venditori de oleum-vipera non vigere excordis populi"