Drillernic,
Could you please return my computer.
I have missed it very much since it disappeared.
I know you have it from the unique key dislocation fault that shows up in your post despite auto-correct and spell checker programs.
The feature which buffers "h's" until they can be placed after "e's" as in "teh" is one of the characteristics by which this individual computer can be recognised.
I lost this computer some time ago but have a strong nostalgic feeling for it after seeing your post.
I may pay a small reward.
I would guess a couple of beers would be acceptable?
Before you think of denying it, I should add that I recognise too the "i before e except after c" aberation.
I think "services" is the more usually preferred spelling, however this is another uniqueness that I recognise. Hence your spelling this as "serviecs" is a dead give-away.
What a lot of people don't know is that whereas once upon a time typewriters were uniquely identifiable by their typeface just as fingerprints and bullet markings are, the same is also true of computers leading to a new branch of forensic computer sciences within law enforcement and which now extends to spelling anomalies as well as programs that analyse word orderings, frequencies etc. and can identify the user.
I think you would be well advised to accept my couple of beers "reward" rather than have Interpol pounding on your door.
JMW