Reminds me of a good few years ago when I was doing a design buyoff for some tooling for the new Mini, who had just been brought out by BMW.
Everything was a complete mess and everyone seemed to be fighting for power in their “new” positions as well as a group of guys over from Germany overseeing things.
Everything really dragged on and everything was discussed to the Nth degree and to say I was getting somewhat frustrated is an understatement. Finally we got around to timing on a part that had been changed multiple times and one chap who had been a pain all meeting said “I still want it for Christmas” to which I replied “Yeah and I want a Scaletrix and I think I have got more chance than you of getting it” Which I thought was very witty and funny, unfortunately no one else in the room did and it was one of those real tumbleweed moments.
I still chuckle about it now, I never did get my Scaletrix and he didn’t get his part for that Christmas either.