My car jumping philosophy is this.
Definition:
Rescue Vehicle (RV)- has the able battery
Distressed Vehicle (DV) - unstartable
Investigate:
Try a start as-is in your presence. Is there anything? Or is the battery flat?
If there is some life in the battery risk is low, a quick-start is likely.
If it's flat, risk of explosion is high and any start will require co-charging for some significant time.
1) To jump place the two vehicles as far apart as to not clothes-line the jumper cables but to 'use them fully'.
2) Assure the vehicles are not touching to prevent and inadvertent conductive path.
3) The first jumper clamp goes to the DV positive battery terminal. You want as low a resistance path to the DV battery as possible hence direct terminal clamping.
4) The other side of that jumper goes to the positive side of the RV.
5) One side of the negative jumper goes to the negative terminal on the DV battery.
6) Get everyone away ~10 feet from the battery of the DV.
7) You do not want to complete the jump circuit near the RV's actively charged battery which will have hydrogen gas in the top of its cells. Survey the RV engine compartment for a spot on the engine that is bare metal, will likely receive and retain the clamp well, and is approachable from not near the RV's battery. Common spots are manifold bosses, thermostat housing bosses/bolts, and A/C brackets.
8) With face away from the DV battery, aggressively clamp the remaining negative clamp on the chosen point. The resulting arc will, to some degree, demonstrate the rate of charge in effect.
If a large arc was noted or the DV battery was known to be flat then with the RV running wait the same 10 feet from the DV battery for 5 minutes before attempting a start. If the battery was known to be not flat or the DV almost starts go for an immediate start of the DV.
Once the DV is started remove the negative clamp from the RV.
Turn on the headlights of the DV and see if the engine continues running. If it does then speed up the engine from idle to a very high idle and check for the headlights getting slightly brighter. If they do likely the DV will carry on with no issues.
If a fast idle shows no headlight brightening then likely a failed charging system stands before you and the DV is running total loss. Re-connect the negative ground to the RV and proceed with 15 minutes of charging. Headlights definitely off on the DV. While waiting the parties involved need to consider whether it's day or night(headlights needed) how far the DV destination is and whether it can be reached with limited electrical energy available. With electric radiator fans and other loads being considered, because a random stall somewhere could be disastrous to people or the budget.
Once the 'jump' is completed remove the cables in the reverse order (only to reinforce the order) decline any payment (increasing good karma) revert to staid living.
Keith Cress
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