You just couldn't' resist
waross
Since this forum appears highjacked by luddites and "people who know the real truth
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" I guess it's appropriate to say this post reminds me of an old joke.
Three old men are sitting on a beach in Florida. They start introducing themselves and realize they are all retired furniture store owners. After a bit of small talk, they start discussing the fate or their stores and how they were able to retire.
The first man - "My store had a fire that started in the basement, spread to whole store, lost all my inventory but gratefully the insurance paid out and I was able to retire."
Second man - " My store had a roof beam fail and the whole store collapsed, right before it rained. My entire inventory was ruined but gratefully insurance paid out too and I was able to retire"
Third man - " Oh those are horrible stories! I too had something similar happen! There was a flash flood from a huge storm flooded my entire section of the city. I too lost all my inventory but luckily the insurance paid out as well. I thought about rebuilding, but my wife talked me into retirement.
There was a long pause, with the first and second man looking at the third. After about a minute, the second man leans over to the third man and asks, "How'd your wife make a flood?"