In hindsight I, realise I have been brainwashed – but now I have seen the lite. All this torque about proper pronounciation, speling, grammer and puncuation (including the correck use of apostrophes’ ect) makes me reelise that we are all being very pedantic.

All of these rools are just doctrinair restrickshuns that confein freedom of thort and the kreative prossess. It really shoold’nt matter how we use the ritten or spoken word. Teechers should be freed up to stop focussing on such nit-picking detales, and concentrate on the really important stuff, like who will win the next series of “Big Brother”, and to discuss the importance of Eminems’ poetrie in the post-modern age.

From now on I will, spell and puncuate everythink as I see fit, and leeve it up to the reeder to wurk out what I am trieing to say.

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