Winston Churchill loved them
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
3. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
4. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
5. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
6. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.