thread1010-344949: Have we heard enough of these?
Appreciative gestures to all for audiencing me! (Thanks for using your valuable time to view this re-post)

One thing that I learned awhile back - don't ever let your name become a verb!
Our electrician crew was working on a live oil tanker loading berth. One of the guys, call him paskelaskel, leaned around and inadvertently turned off the main breaker to the berth!
Of course, then we all knew what it meant when you did a paskelaskel! You F'd up good n proper!