nobbie, that's even a bit over the top for even my intemporate youth....
I put a cantaloupe in the dead cylinder of flathead Ford, I put sawdust in the gearbox of an early Ford, bannana peels in the differential of another early Ford, plus some other odd and illegal tricks in order to get cars to pass Texas safety inspection so I could sell them. In college, I bought and sold cars, mostly bought from Ft. Bliss GI's and sold to Juarez, Mexico.
AND, no I don't feel guilty any longer. I do pay close attention to cars I buy, though.
Rod