1) Bring some trade journals to read why you wait for your first project: Maxim, Lady Clair, GQ, Cosmo.
2) Surf the internet until the IT police come find you, so you know where the limits REALLY are for next time.
3) Look for all the best places to: a) take a nap, b) hide from your boss, c) pretend to look busy without actually doing anything, and d) take a nap (it's important enough to state twice).
4) Learn where every restroom is, what it's capacity is, and who uses what pot in each. I don't know about you, but a thin piece of paper just isn't enough protection against...[flush]
5) Start a rumor.
6) Organize your desk with everything at perfect 90 degree angles. Let your coworkers see you measuring it.
7) Adjust the volume on your computer speakers so everyone in your area can hear the audio from the youtube video you're watching.
8) Laugh uncontrollably loud at said video, then snort.
9) Find out what "Format C:" does to a network drive, and why IT allowed you security permissions to do it.
10) Download and install all your favorite file sharing apps to utilize the company's T3 connection: Napster, iTunes, streaming audio, bitTorrent, etc.
And finally, update your resume.
--Scott