Does anyone know any Jokes (about soil testing)?
Does anyone know any Jokes (about soil testing)?
(OP)
I need something funny to put on a gag gift for an engineering geologist who is retiring. Does anyone know any relevant one-liners?
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Does anyone know any Jokes (about soil testing)?
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"Is it the only lesson of history that mankind is unteachable?"
--Winston S. Churchill
RE: Does anyone know any Jokes (about soil testing)?
Dik
RE: Does anyone know any Jokes (about soil testing)?
He was questioned by a passerby and replied.
"Why ... Testing the soil, OF Course."
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RE: Does anyone know any Jokes (about soil testing)?
What is 50% water and 50% soil? Soil with a water content of 100%, of course.
(and a concrete one)
Question: When testing concrete, which happens first... the test the Concrete Slump OR the test the Concrete Air Content?
Answer: Someone knocks on the truck window to wake the tech up.
RE: Does anyone know any Jokes (about soil testing)?
Geology One Liners
My Sediments exactly!
Have a gneiss day
Schist happens
My rocks are gneiss, don't take them for granite.
"May the Quartz be with you"
Geologists probe crevices
"Geologists have their faults"
"Geologists can be very sedimental"
Geologists never lose their luster!
Geologists don't wrinkle, they show lineation!
Old geologists never die, they just recrystallize.
Some jokes just fluorite over my head
RE: Does anyone know any Jokes (about soil testing)?