Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
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For The Lexophiles
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
30. A smile is a frown turned upside down.
Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
30. A smile is a frown turned upside down.
Note: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
Wes C.
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RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
"Do not worry about your problems with mathematics, I assure you mine are far greater."
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RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
What is a "Lexophile"?
Chris
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ctopher's home (updated 06-21-06)
RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
Wes C.
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No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
Chris
Systems Analyst, I.S.
SolidWorks 06 4.1/PDMWorks 06
AutoCAD 06
ctopher's home (updated 06-21-06)
RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
Great post.
I am still curious about fun things to do in dallas, texas.
Not to stray from the thread topic or anything ^^
:)
BSK
RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead
RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
How about only having one phone in your house even though you are supposed to be a millionaire. Or have a very expensive wedding and hold it in the carport on the front drive.
A quote from my mother: "I stopped watching Dallas when Bobby came back from the dead. It was just so unbelieveable.". As if any of the rest of it was any more beliveable!
M
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Dr Michael F Platten
RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
DO DEBBIE
(As in "Debbie Does Dallas")
RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
ewwww!
Chris
Systems Analyst, I.S.
SolidWorks 06 4.1/PDMWorks 06
AutoCAD 06
ctopher's home (updated 06-21-06)
RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
But I prefer a game of solitaire. A lot better than watching paint dry.
Gunnar Englund
www.gke.org
RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
Physicists can make anything complex once they start explaining it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paint
<or, things to "productify" boredom when in Dallas before OU vs. UT weekend>
RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
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RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
Robert
RE: Things to do in Dallas when you're bored.
Get a recording of Warren Zevon's Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead and a program that let's you overdub. Try to replace every mention of the word "Denver" with "Dallas". For still more overdubbing merriment, perhaps try to overdub names of people and places with Dallas people and landmarks.
This may not be fun, but it might make sheer boredom seem not so bad.
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