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By your leave

By your leave

(OP)
Infosys Bangalore,An employee applied for leave as follows," Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,please sanction me one week leave."

This is from Oracle, Bangalore From an employee who was performing the hair cutting ceremony(mundan) of his son "As I want to shave my son's head please leave me for two days."

Another gem from CDAC. Leaveletter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding" As I am marrying my daughter,please grant a week's leave".

RE: By your leave

arunmrao,

Amusing and kinda cute.

RE: By your leave


Sign in an oriental restaurant.

All food washed in water passed personally by the chief.

I’ll bet that we round eyes sound even funnier to them when we try their languages.

Rick Kitson MBA P.Eng

Construction Project Management
From conception to completion
www.kitsonengineering.com

RE: By your leave

Not sure whether this is true but one leave letter that was doing rounds in my earlier company was from a receptionist. It went on " Please sanction me one day leave as my whole body is aching", and she forgot to put 'w'.

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